It's all going wrong

About an hour ago a friend called me, said he had a free evening going spare, and asked if I fancied a trip to the cinema.

Before I knew what I was doing my idiot, idiot mouth was agreeing to go to the local World of Cine to see Johnny Depp pretend to be a vampire.*

TOMORROW NIGHT.

During Silk.

Martha and Clive are never going to forgive me.

*[interestingly, in the first draft of this post I freudian-slip-typed "campire"]